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how do you do this?

Shirt says exactly what she wants

The alphabet bored her, but a little romp doesn't

David Cross on Necrophilia

What's so wrong about donating your dead body to necrophiliacs?

Red Scarf Cutie

I do love these Japanese gravure idols, I need to get myself a harem full of them, and quickly! I'm going to book the next flight to Japan and start walking around with a sack and a baseball bat and collect me some smoking hawt honeys!!!! LOL

Iron Man of the Sea

Everyone's seen the Jetlev, but this is an awesome spin-off called FlyBoard and it makes you a kind of Iron Man of the sea. Just look how much fun it looks, you could spend days messing around with it and never get bored.

Jellyfish Lake, Palau

On Eli Malk island in the Republic of Palau, there's a lake full of jellyfish who got trapped there over 12,000 years ago when the ocean receded. Due to having no natural predators they've evolved without stings, so are harmless to humans. EPIC.

HOLY SHIT CATS

They’ve hit a great formula here, this video has a British guy in glasses, cats, slow motion, guns, explosions, stupid jokes, and a surprise plot twist, all the correct ingredients for a delicious Internet video.

Perfectly Timed Photos

Whether is was a result of luck or skill, it's kinda irrelevant, what was captured was taken at exactly the right moment, capturing something that the human eye would miss and could never be repeated.

Awesome ping pong ball madness

You just know this guy was king of the beer pong table in college!