Adopt A Hawtie

Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They're way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs..

Benny, Escaped Convict: Book Club

A filthy rodent and a
post-menstrual ladies book club: a match made somewhere by people really bad at making matches.

When Chicks Go Beyond EXTREME!

How much is too much, when it comes to hotties? It's a question that has troubled the mind of every red blooded man since the dawn of time - Only God knows the answer and boy is he having a good time keeping us guessing!

Insane Webcam Weirdness

'And now for something completely different!' - If this wasn't weird enough just wait for the punch line, and you will laugh your ass off till the morning.

Emo Chick Swallows Mouse!

O-k, maybe it was an Emo mouse and was so unhappy & bored with life that it made some kind of deal with the girl to digest so she would cheer the f#ck up? Or maybe this chick is just a cruel, insane mouse-muncher?

What did the five fingers say to the face?

What Now?

A collection of unbeatable odds, sticky situations and puzzling predicaments. Every single one of them screams "WAT DO!?". Please feel free to email any possible solutions to us and we will promtly ignore them.

Dog In Boots - WTF!?!

This poor dog knows there’s something wrong. His canine sensors are going haywire, he knows he’s about to be embarassed, but, he doesn’t quite know why. Something isn’t quite right. Everyone’s looking at him and his legs feel weird.

Christina Aguilera

Those bodyguards are about three of her in one!

Stickman Exodus: Hangman

Will our band of weary stick figures ever
find the "Promised Page"? Can they escape the clutches of the demented
doodler? And what's with the guy obsessed with autoerotic asphyxiation?