I Hope Thats An Udder

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Just be grateful either of these two aren't your girlfriend, because if they were, they'd kick your ass when you were sat in your underwear playing video games when you should've been fixing that leaking pipe and feeding the kids.

I simply cannot wait for summer

Have you ever SEEN an ass as perfect as this? Yowza.

Fender Bender

Don't drink and fly

Look closely!

A Trick to Make Your Kids Hate You

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Awesome B-Ball Summer Camp Shots

So this is what goes down at summer camp then, might have to go sometime.

Celebrity Slutsicles: The Hills

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Sex Video

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have come out with their own Sex Tape... And believe me when I say it's the wildest display caught on film since Paris Hilton's famous tape.

If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.