Banned iPad Promo

Your obsession begins as Apple bring out a new upgrade every 3 months, keeping you hooked like a junkie, addicted to its glossy touch screen possibilities. It’s like crack, but much pricier. And your dealer wears turtleneck shirts!

Phone sex in an elevator

This guy is a whole bunch of awesome, even though the rest of the elevator is way uncomfortable

Asian Babe Party Good Good

Thats right baby there is a party in my pants and its going to be good good!

Laura Croft Confused By Wii

A Capella Dubstep FAIL!

Prepare for the sounds of the wickedness as these three musical legends (maybe one day), turn the badassness up to eleven for some filthy dubstep using just their voices. Incredible stuff, just incredible. Honest.

Elite Shooter

Shoot up enemies in four splendid combat scenes. Use appropriate weapons in different situations. You have the license to kill.

Superman's in the building, dunking balls

Well of course Superman will win the contest, he's got powers!

HIT THAT!

This morning my boss gave me a raise in the pants.

Man Shoots Himself Point Blank

Fortunately for him he's still living otherwise he might've been in the running for the Darwin Award, but he's still a candidate for the new Dumb and Dumber movie where he plays both parts eventually eradicating himself from the gene pool.

Drink It Up, Hermione!

Shouldn't she be off somewhere casting spells?