The biggest douche ever

See this? It's my NEW FUCKIN HAIRCUT.

Welcome to Megan Fox Island

When it comes to illustrating the importance of being able to communicate in English, this doesn't mess around. You either learn English well and get to hang with Megan or you don't and you end up with Mike. Life sucks.

Keeping Up With Kim Kardashian

Here she is looking super hawt on a beach in Miami. She's got some extremely beautiful curves on her & some great talent, two great talents to be precise. Now when is she going to make a sex tape? Oh that's right, she's already done one!

Faceplant On Homemade Bike Ramp

If Jeff biked over that ramp as fast as he came up with this stunt idea, he might not be tasting his mom's lawn right now.

Kid Smashes iPad With Baseball Bat - WTF?

This kid buys a brand new iPad at Best Buy, walks outside, and beats the hell out of it with a bat. Seriously dude, couldn't you have pounded on something worthless like a dial-up modem, a VHS player, or a Kindle?

Snowed In

I don't think you'll be getting that car out of there, even with all that shoveling

At least this isn't your job.

WTF-WTF-WTF!?!......NOOOOoooo!!!

A human botfly laying eggs under your skin & a parasitic grub crawling about afterwards is like some abject bodily invasion straight from a venereal horror movie, realising our deepest fears of infection by an alien substance! Basically it's gross!

Strong Duct Tape

It has to be strong to hold this fatty up!

Fire In The Hole!

Or in this case it's more like 'Fire in the house!' as these rednecks fire a cannon at a wooden shack they used to call home. It must be fun being a redneck... It blowed up real good!