The Definitive List Of Cartman-isms

Cartman is profane, mean, spoiled, and selfish, but that’s exactly why we love him as much as we do!

Starbucks Masta Shake

Makes me want to go get starbucks so I can have my own masta shake!

"Today Show Interview" Cheerleaders Gone Wild!

Real Homemade Flamethrower

You could attempt to try this at home, but you'd probably kill yourself and everyone you loved and probably burn down your entire neighborhood.

What Marijuana Leaves In Your Lungs

Smoking the mary-jane is no joke, you may think it's not doing any damage to you like evil cigarettes do, but do you actually know what smoking a doob leaves in your lungs? Well it's time you learnt the truth!

Bouncy Cheerleader Gets Pwnd

Something involving pain was inevitably going to happen to someone who's this bouncy and annoyingly sprightly. Although it's harsh, hopefully she'll learn a valuable lesson. But then again it's doubtful that any head trauma will effect her.

The YouTube Comments Choir

YouTube comments, they can be both sublimely funny and disturbingly depressing, so the perfect ingredient to use as the words for a song. And not just any song, but one performed by a choir.

Cosplay lvl: Expert

There's cosplay, and then there's cosplay....and then there is this! When you reach this level of costume copying awesomeness you know that you are as close to the real thing as you will ever get. Every one's a winner.

This is from 1999. Friend said he was "airplaning" a table, and no one knew what he meant until he actually did it.

Evil Pig

One guy was making a marzipan pig as a Christmas present for two girls age 5 and 7. But the pig turned out to look so evil… Take a look.