Horror Trading Cards by OnlineClock.net

Hate waking up in the morning? Well you can you think of the worst possible alarm clocks?

A Good Sniff!

Nothing to show a girl's natural class like sticking her hand down the back of her pants, having a good scratch, and then giving her offending finger a good old sniff. She's all like, what the heck is that unnatural smell?

Must be some sort of custom.

Sgt. Santa

All the bad little kids are getting hot lead this year

Dickheads – The Documentary

Did you know that one in four people suffer from the crippling condition known as being a dickhead? Yeah, it goes unnoticed, but no more! After many years of silence dickheads are finally making their voices heard. Meet Mark Taylor, total dickhead, this is his story.

Something tells me this voice is not his

Such a pretty set of vocal cords, he might be the next new Diva!

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Sexy Girl in Mud Striptease

Sexy Girl in Mud Striptease

Rammstein - "Sonne" (cover) - Children Medieval Band

An 8yrr old, a 10yr old and a 5yr old pay their dues to the rock gods and bust out a pretty damn good rendition of Rammstein's hit "Sonne". Just look at the focus on their faces, they mean business.

Snake Scare

Watch out dude, those things bite