straight or gay, who will you vote for?

Misheard Song Lyrics Round 3

The misheard song lyric is your right, as a human being with two ears, to exercise whenever you want, or more likely when you don't want but you just kind of think that's what you're hearing. But remember: what has been heard, cannot be unheard.

Bizarre Japanese commerical has something to do with dogs and snacks

Um, apparently, dogs can bring you to a store and get snacks for you and wear costumes and I don't know what the hell

Date Oopsie

There are some rules when it comes to first dates, some hard and fast rules that we all must abide by if we're to get on with each other and hopefully take things further. Don't fart at the dinner table is one of them, or even worse...THIS!

Funhouse lady can't get the hang of the moving walkway

Standing sure is hard.

Mouth Tumor

This poor guy has a huge tumor on his mouth, and no money to get it taken care of.

Brutal Fence Flop Fail

This dude had no chance at clearing the fence but tossed in a front flip to at least pick up some points for style.

Crying For Your Mom...

Tough guy, eh? Well, i guess when the going gets tough...the tough cry out like a little baby for their momma!I reckon in this case his mother is just crying - Of shame! - It's a happy ending though, because it made it onto the interwebs. Enjoy.

come on avril, why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

VALHALLA RISING

Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn 1000 AD.For years, One Eye, a mute warrior of supernatural strength, has been held prisoner by the Norse chieftain Brade. Aided by Are, a boy slave, One Eye slays his captor and together they escape, beginning a journey into the heart of darkness. On their flight, One Eye and Are board a Viking vessel but the ship is soon engulfed by an endless fog that clears only as the crew sights an unknown land. As the New World reveals its secrets and the Vikings confront their terrible and bloody fate, One Eye discovers his true self.official website-www.valhallarisingthemovie.co.uk