Britney Spears crashes the car

Britney Spears pulled a hit and run yesterday when she banged into a parked car as she was pulling into a Studio City vitamin store. After she hit the parked station wagon with her Mercedes, she screamed, "I'm a brainiac!" She then inspected the damage on her car and ended up leaving the scene without checking out the other car or even leaving a note for the owner. Because that's what you do when you're rich and spoiled and have the IQ of a monkey. Besides, when you're as sexy and classy as Britney Spears, who cares about poor ugly people and their ugly cars? They're all just jealous anyway

Britney Spears ast biggest, gayest fan

I bet Britney is just ecstatic about having such a committed fan!

Time to celebrate with crazy Britney!

Oh Brit, such an insane-o.

Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!

Free Bank Stand-Up

This was taped at the HaHa Cafe in North Hollywood on 01/17/08

Britney performs at the VMAs; crowd holds back their vomit

You almost have to feel sorry for her and this trainwreck of a performance. Wow.

britney spears Stop the War

Stop The War - Britney Spears

Britney looking Ugly

She looks like a fat sobbing whore in this photo. Nasty.

Britney Spears

Man, she is looking hot. Not.

Crazy Britney

Wow, she's really gone off the deep end

Britney Spears attempts a stage return

She's back on stage, and looking GOOD!

Britney Spears being naughty

Britney Spears has a giant escort to get to the hospital

After trying to kill herself, apparently half the police force showed up to help her to the hospital. Wow.

America's Next Top Model Spoof

Britney, The Lord Jesus, Freddy Kreuger and others slug it out to take out the title.

Fat girls in bikinis

There's some eye candy if I've ever seen any

Princess

NOT a princess I want to meet! Gross!

Just like Mommy

But daddy won't lose all that weight in a couple months

She's like a giant fat ghost

Pregnant man reveals ultrasound to Oprah

Is that Britney?

If so..she's looking better - but not THAT much better

Wii Fit With Britney Spears

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

Britney Spears impersonator on America's Got Talent

She's pretty good, hell, she's better than the original!

Britney Spears Labor Day Bikini

Britney Spears is a Fatass

Either this picture is from a while ago when she was preggy, or she has not been watching her weight

Britney Dumps K-Fed

Good for her, now she just needs to work on getting hot again. K-Fed didn't seem to know what hit him!

Britney Spears was here!

britney spears quick flash!!!

Britney Spears

Britneys Career

I'd rather have it say 'Kevin Federline'

Britney Spears grabbing a guys balls. Naughty girl you