Bill Gates owned by the guy who created Control-Alt-Delete

This guy unknowingly zings him really, really badly. Owch!

How to Fix a Plasma TV

When your plasma TV decides to start not working and spoiling your vegetating on the couch all evening then there's only one thing to do: hit it! And if that doesn't work grab a baseball bat and start threatening it with that. That'll learn it!

Caught Looking O-O

Stare, go on, take a good long look. Didn't quite get your fill then stare some more. Why not? There's no harm in looking, right? Just make sure there's not a camera around to catch your indiscretion.

Perfectly Timed

Witness a collection of awesomely epic pics that simply couldn't have been timed better however many times you tried. Bagging these kind of shots isn't easy to do, but when they work, they can't help but look absolutely incredible.

Shopping Cart Stupidity

WTF did this idiot think was going to happen - OUCH!

Anal TV

What kind of crazy station is this!?

No Ifs, Just Butts!

The female derrière, a thing of striking beauty and charm, especially when they are as rotund as these ones.

It's topical humor from a bygone ara!

Disappearing Pageant Host

Just when you thought a beauty pageant could not possibly get any more boring, or that it's host couldn't get any cheesier, along comes this bloke to liven the festivities up. Now, if we can do something about the lack of pole dancing!

Lose Weight by Removing 10 Useless Body Parts

There's a better way to shed a few extra pounds you probably haven't considered. What do you do if you need to make room for new clothes in your closet? You go through it and throw out all the old stuff that doesn't fit or you don't wear anymore. To get rid of those unwanted pounds you could do the same thing with your body parts. There are dozens of extra parts that time and evolution have made obsolete. Here are ten you can start with: