Worm Story

An epic tale of betrayal, vengeance, and worms.

Little boy with a blow up doll

Olsen Twins Gets Sexier Than Ever

Its what we have all been waiting for the Olsen twins to finally get it on.

Marriage Proposal FAIL

So Valentine's Day has been and gone, a time for lovers to consolidate their passion by accepting marriage proposals. Or not.

beer commericals come true

Blowalicious Baby!

Like the bubble gum equivalent of a Russian doll, now where's the person who comes along and smacks the whole thing over her face and she gets the gum all in her hair and has to shave her head and then everyone points and goes "Ha. Ha."

Marines battle it out in the streets of Iraq

Every inch of that place is a warzone

hey pear face, yeah im talking to you

Epic Rim Jobs

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

Double-Entendre Headline Disasters!

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?