Apple

So Mr Jobs has gone to the great docking station in the sky. RiP. Sad news, but his projects live on and we can all continue to obsess over them for many years to come. You might even be reading this on one of his products, because all your best friend's an iPhone.

The Worst Person In The World

I hope something terrible happens to her and she has to become the "dishpan hands" model.

croc food

Eddie Murphy does James Brown

As long as you can't understand him at all, he's doing the impression correctly

Cameraman Versus Polar Bear

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

Napoleon and Pedro

... as kids!

Is American Idol Scripted Or Paula Abdul Is On Crack

Faith Hill the Sore Loser

Man, she is PISSED that she didn't win that award. What a baby.

Sexy Rogue

Susan Glenn vs Kiefer Sutherland

After watching this video your problem won't be that you're having issues with a Susan Glenn in your own life, no, it'll be that you're a failure, not for being unable to talk to girls, but because you'll never have that raspy awesomeness of a voice like Jack Bauer. It's a lose-lose situation.