Second Cousin

Oh, like you've never considered humping your second cousin.

There's a fire in the FOX newsroom!

When the alarms go off during your news broadcast, there's nothing left to do but improvise

Kitty Surprise!

Sneaky little kitty likes to hide behind the sofa and poke its little head up for an adorable display of cuteness. BUT. Stick some Inception music over the top and it gets all dramatic and kitty's coming to eat your soul! Not really. Well, maybe.

Audrina Partridge in the Pool

In some parts of the world, they eat dogs

The lucky ones are born in the USA, where they can be a pet..and not dinner.

Fred The Notable Monkey

Fred the Monkey becomes irate that Wikipedia is deleting him!

Make a Daft Punk Helmet In 17 months

You’ll be the envy of all your friends and women will constantly surround you, they might even faint in your presence & you’ll be worshiped like some form of god. Such is the power of a replica Daft Punk helmet.

Sweet place to build a house

It's a long way to the store, though.

Afghan Combat Helmet-Cam Epicness

It's It's real-life Modern Warfare 3 set to the sounds of Creedence Clearwater Revival, showing a montage of one soldier's experiences in Afghanistan from the POV of his helmet cam. It's pretty incredible stuff, and there's no respawning here.

Oktoberfest Babes FTW!

Who doesn't love Oktoberfest? A festive time filled with ample boobs, beer and lederhosen - The perfect combination!