Top 13 Crimes Committed By Guys in Santa Suits

'Tis the season to be jolly, greedy, lecherous and absolutely, undeniably unfit to set foot in public. So, in honor of the holiday season, here are thirteen crimes committed by guys in Santa suits; from bank robberies to mall flashers to child molesters. Merry Christmas.

How do you pronounce that again?

Carrot Cheek

Can he fit that all in there? I think not!

Cat Mesmerized By Girl's Butt

I'm sure if you are a feline then there is no substitute for some fine pussy - Butt there are some rules to observe if you wanna party! - It is pretty difficult to explain to a cat that there's no touching in the Champagne Room!

Nothing Else Majeur

Ever wondered what Metallica's Nothing Else Matters would sound like if it was shifted into a major scale? Me either, but the result is one seriously happy sounding song. If you don't believe me, watch this!

Isaiah Mustafa Kills It With The Ladies

The Old Spice Messiah just needs to talk to turn chicks into drooling damsels - The female radio host has literally dropped to her knees & begged him to be his slave during an interview - Just imagine having that much power in your voice.

Probably not too far from the truth

Fight Breaks Out in EU Parliament

Sometimes extreme measures are needed to combat the CO2 monster and calm political debate isn’t going to do it. Time to upgrade and enter the Street Fighter arena and go ‘mano-a-monstreo’ and duke it out – just don’t hit the face!

Amazing Origami Inspired Designs

Some of the most challenging architectural designs are inspired by this Japanese art. Great architects and designers have captured in their work the essence of geometry by using complex shapes and a great deal of imagination!

Big Tree On Ledge

They shouldn't really have something like that up there..