Stop! NO, Don't Stop!

Mike Myers as Michael Myers

Every year Halloween come around and the Halloween film franchise release another completely unnecessary remake, prequel, sequel, whatev-quel, couldn't they do something different for a change, like utilise the groovy acting skills of Mike Myers?

Pretty gay playground toy

This must be to teach kids that "bigger is better", right?

Sh*t Nobody Says

We've been seeing what girls say, what they never say, what they say to each other, to gay guys, to black girls. But what about the stuff that nobody says, who's going to speak out for that? This guy is.

Sounds like something you'd read on a weird fortune cookie

Crazy Bitches

This chicks are out of control!

How Dirty is Your Mind?

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.

INSANE Target Practice

Somehow i think that this is NOT one to try at home and even if you are a trained expert in the field of 'WTF' you would run a mile is someone asked you to do this - OMFG!!!

Vampire Party

If you're a vampire then you might want to take warning at what happens in this commercial if you own an Audi. You've got the Xenon headlights on full and you rock up to a party with all your fellow vamps having a good time. Then the dust thing happens. If only Twilight had ended like this.

Pretty, sweet and sexy college girl Emily. "Bad cutie girl" sexy video clip.

Pretty, sweet and sexy college girl Emily amateur videos. "Bad cutie girl" sexy video clip.