Jesus Girl Carpet Munch

So what was the real reason that girl freaked out at her graduation speech? Was it the touch of a divine presence rewarding her with its love, or was it the touch of another presence rewarding her holiest of holies...

NEVER Have Kids

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

Michael Bublé Sings in NYC Subway

Even on the subway you’re not safe from Michael Bublé’s singing. Because there he is, performing an impromptu acapella version of his “Who’s Lovin’ You”.

cat attacking a mouse

Fatherhood Failure

It's enough to make you fear for future generations. Mothers seem to like to to put their kids in innapropriate sexual situations, dads love to get their kids acquanted with wild animals and guns. Why do some people breed?

A Blood Bath of a Music Video

If you like your music videos to come with plenty of gore and brutality, then you should be very keen on this one which features British rapper Dizzee Rascal as a rampaging psycho killer.

Giant pipe.

Another reason not to have sex blindfolded

Webcomic. Today's strip: The dangers of having sex handcuffed,and blindfolded part II.

Hot Dancing Traffic Babe

God knows what has got into this beauty but she has gone wild for the traffic report today. Lets hot she keeps it up cos she looks damn hot as she bounces around!!

Fire from a Coke can

Just remember this if you're stuck in the wilderness with only a candy bar and a can of Coca-Cola