Absolut Paris

The streets, the streets, the streets are on fyyyaaaa

'I Want Sum Buttsecks With You'

How to approach this tricky question, maybe you could send her some roses & champagne with a little note. You certainly don’t want to write it on a billboard or ask your local radio station to pop the question. Or just play her this.

10 New Bets That You Will Always Win

If you fancy getting one up on your friends, and possibly losing a few of them along the way with your smugness at having beaten them, then try out some of these after watching how you can come out a total winner.

Brutal Landing On Failed Backflip

It's stuff like this that make you grateful it's someone else that this is happening to. I'm surprised this kid walks away from this one. In the replay it looks like the back of his head actually hits his butt during the landing.

Parkour Cat

Not content with the height of a regular jump, this kitty has taken to using a recliner to boost it's natural abilities. If there was ever a cat that should join the NBA, it'd be this one.

Rudy Giuliani defends his child molesting priest

They're long time buddies, so a little thing like molesting boys isn't a big deal, right?

Monday Morning Dump

Yep, it's that time again. Monday morning. Time for another of our patent pended diabolically delectable dumps. If you don't get at least 75% of your recommended daily allowance of lolz from this then we offer a full moneyback guarantee!

Icy Road

Watch all these drivers desperately try to stop their cars...and fail.

freaky pic of a ghost.....beware

Rammstein - "Sonne" (cover) - Children Medieval Band

An 8yrr old, a 10yr old and a 5yr old pay their dues to the rock gods and bust out a pretty damn good rendition of Rammstein's hit "Sonne". Just look at the focus on their faces, they mean business.