The gayest gumball machine

I don't think I'd dare to put a quarter in his slot

Tribal Greyhound

What Is It?

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? And why is it wearing fishnets on it's arms? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all and takes away our children to use as tooth picks!

NEVER Have Kids

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

Back to the Skateboard Scene

Remember the skateboard scene from Back to the Future where Marty punches Biff in the face and then invents skateboarding? Of course you do. Well this guy’s added an a capella multitrack to it and you’ll probably want to go watch the whole film.

Drunk Woman at a Baby Shower

There is always that one person that has to get absolutely trashed at a baby shower. This, my friends, is an example of what I am talking about.

Dude decides to commit suicide 10 different ways, all at the same time

Now that's what I call dedication.

Passengers stuck in plane on tarmac for 7 hours straight

This is completely unacceptable and bunch of BS. It's amazing that the passengers didn't revolt and jump out the emergency doors

Gisele's the Girl!

Just take a look at this tiny thong, it's made using new nanotechnology - A new word needs to be invented for this curvaceous goddess. A new word combing buxom with voluptuous. Vobuxomous maximus.

First haircut must be painful

Sound of hair-cutter can be really scary for small kids