Beware Cats with Thumbs!

Yeah cats are cute and all. What with there displays of affection whenever they want something. But what if they suddenly grew opposable thumbs? And they could open their own cat food. Who'd be vying for affection then, huh?

2747 Toothpicks in My Beard

When the sun goes red dwarf finally exploding in a fiery cosmic spew of super nebula, what will humanity’s legacy be? I reckon this achievment will be remembered as one of the highest of the high water marks.

Ultimate Nerdcore Chicks!

Chicks + Glasses x Nerd = WIN-WIN-WIN!!! What the hell is it about glasses on a nerd-babe that makes them so damn attractive? I've really got to go find me a girl with specs who I can debase like a debaser. GEEK-Tastic!

Michael Bay Getting the Mail = EPIC!

Nothing too dangerous about picking up the mail from the mailbox, is there? Nope, totally safe, UNLESS you live inside Michael Bay's mind - This is one EXPLOSIVE postal collection! Haha! Seriously though, people were badly injured - WTF!?!

Chest Skills

Check this chicks skills out i could watch this all day.

Radiohead - Paranoid Android: Remix

Found footage crowd-sourced remixes are all the rage at the moment, because you just have to trawl YouTube for the material then edit it together. Easy. Here's a pretty sweet version of the Radiohead classic, from a bunch of amateurs.

Remote-controlled Drifter Car

This little remote-controlled toy is cooler than most actual cars, as it drifts and skids about making a grown man playing with a toy not look quite as sad as it sounds. Geeky awesomeness to the power of nerd squared. Drift-tastic.

Hardcore 5 Finger Fillet

Ok, we've all the the scene in Aliens where Bishop, the android (sorry, "artificial person") gets jiggy with his knife, but he's just a synthetic and bleeds milk, where as this crazy dude.....

Michael Jackson is a bad bad man...

Sexy Girl Shaking Booty In A Skirt