Hottie Mellissa Midwest Christmas #3

Hottie holidays

Pennyweight: Episode 1

Dude, what's with the earrings?

She's Trashed

Time for moar photographic evidence to prove that women and alcohol are possibly the greatest combination ever - It's like the perfect blend of cutie chemistry, creating a raunchy reaction that dudes everywhere cannot overcome the urge to resist.

Don't piss off this bride

Who the hell is marrying this wilderbeast anyway?

Grand Theft Stealing

That's totally what taking a shopping cart is called. Totally.

Bedroom Dance FAIL!

For every girl on the planet in their bedroom, moving their body like a hypnotic piece of perfection, there's one like this girl, falling over and making a complete fool of themselves. Still, got to give her points for trying. Right?

Pit Bull with AIDS

Stay away from this farm, you don't wanna get AIDS

Tap Thinks It's a Formula 1 Car

Most taps are happy to just be turned on and off and have water come out, maybe they'll make a slight squeaking sound if they're getting on in tap years, but not this one, this one thinks it's a Formula 1 race car. Vrrrroooom!

Rambunctious Dramatic Dog

The title really does sum this picture up perfectly. This is a dog who is undeniably rambunctious and then all of a sudden he stops his rambunctiousness and trades it in for pure drama. Coolest dog ever!

Jessica Rabbit Dressup