this kid is safe from all harm.

Dialup Kills

This is what happens when you try getting on abum.com with dial up.

Jess Plays Wii In Her Undies

I just love the idea of chicks playing video games, but i never thought they would go THIS far, i think i've died and gone to heaven - This is the kind of console partner i need in my life, it would never wear thin.

Showoff Soldier Smacked in the Teeth

Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.

Can you give your wives AIDS?

A great guide for all those dirty polygamists

Bus Crash

Right into the water is where they're going.

Thongk You

For being my boner Queen

Lady Gets Revenge On Annoying Little Kid

A woman fed up with a little kid that keeps hitting her with a car dumps milk on him.

Farrah Loves Jerkin It

A hot blonde bombshell shows her loves for all her fans on the internet - All the gentlemen in da house go 'DAYUM!'

Super chill monkey does Hollywood