Sneak Attack Karate Kick FAIL!

Sometimes the beast laid plans go to waste! Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

Self-Shooters

Get ready for some self-inflicted portrait pretties, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!

Dude needs a girlfriend or something.

PS 3 For Christmas

Jesus this guy juices his pants about becoming a PS3 for Christmas.

Blue Balls Fest

Doesn't sound like any sort of festival I want to go to!

Military Dominoes

Not sure what this has to do with going to foreign countries and killing brown people for their oil, but it's definitely military; you can tell by the uniforms and the guns. Could just be military themed line dancing I guess...

Sex Orgies

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The Melanie Iglesias Flip Book: Part 4

No matter what anyone says about Christmas, there's no greater gift than hot girls in their underwear prancing about. So forget about iPhones, iPads, Xboxes, socks, and all the other crap. All we really want for Christmas is a visit from these honeys.

Trunk Motorcycle

There's a good way to transport your motorcycle. Hope it's in neutral!

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