scuba soccer

Kissy Krissy

Bouncing up and down on a trampoline, and watching those mammaries bounce with her. What a joy to behold, I could watch this mesmerizing spectacle all day long. I need one of these in my back yard, and maybe a trampoline too.

Around the World in 2000 Pictures

an't be assed to get up off your butt and go travelling around the world? No worries, that's what the internet's for. Just watch this video and then you can pretend you've been to Paris, Barcelona, Berlin, St. Tokyo, New York and London. Awesome.

Dog Shit

They're watching you leave poop all over their yard!

I'd expect a ride like this to have more gaping anuses.

Summer Trigonometry - Part Deux

More evidence (as if any was needed), or maybe it's some last-minute revision of the inextricable correlation between the ambient temperature and the attractiveness of the native females. Hot weather = hot women. Fact.

Bartender Babes FTW!

Combining two of the best things on god's green earth: alchohol and hot chicks. If it wasn't enough that these chicks are hot enough to make your eyeballs sweat, they are also trying their hardest to get you drunk. Heaven !

How To Survive Corporate Retreats!

Extreme corporate retreats like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their positives, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all the way into the vast, wild jungle while you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.

Party Sobriety FAIL

Now here's a very sensible & easy party event that you can perform on your buddies and also be hailed as a very responsible guy (chicks love that), it is also the perfect trick to play on a drunk friend for maximum LOLZ!

Um dad, thanks for letting me use the truck, but....