Cat Laser Bowling FTW!

Quite possibly the best pet video of all time. It combines two of the planet's greatest things, cats chasing laser pens and bowling. We don't want to say any more because it would just sound like mindless gushing!

Tasty Twins

A collection of jaw dropping doppelgangers. Genetically identical girls that constitute grade-A fantasy fodder. Personally, I'm holding out for tripplets.

Sexy School teacher Danielle Lloyd

Failed Attempt At Getting Noodz

No money shots but if you can get off to the sight of an Asian woman blowing ass then today is you're lucky day!

The Wire - 100 Greatest Quotes

The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it's all in the game y'all. I'd like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game.

Tera Patrick is retarded

Pornstars are not too bright (what's 29 * 2?)

Celine Dion & Elvis Presley - If I can dream

If you missed it here it is again...Celine Dion and The King sing as a duet

Best News Bloopers March 2013

If this is an indication of how many bloopers are happening on a monthly basis, then the news industry needs to get its act together. They’re just one big collection of fail, sure it’s amusing, you’re supposed to be pros.

Mike Birbiglia on In the Club

Watch out for club girls who love E, but hate water.

Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline

Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. They can save desperate lives goddammit.