Hello Kitty Horror

Everyone thinks those cute Hello Kitty soft toys are just a pathetic girly fad that won't go away. And they are. But they're also jealous murderers who've killed more men than Aileen Wuornos. Be afraid.

funny plane crash

Cock Polishers

Genius name for a business.

So, are we gonna screw soon?

Funny Commerical for www.movie-karaoke.com

they call me the crazy cuban

The Lions Roar

A Two Day Time Trial, with Roaring and Soaring!

Hooters Hula Hooper

It's quite simply a Hooters girl doing the hula hoop for a couple of minutes, but in its own way it's strangely engrossing -- you can sort of zone out to it, but try and ignore the music if you can. Slice your ears off or something.

Elisha Cuthbert Grabs A Boob

Elisha does what we've all been wanting to do for years - I'd kill 24 people or donate 24 vital body parts to spend an evening with her :)

Funky Time FTW!

Now this girl is very inventive, she's not just shaking her booty for our delectation and delight, well she is, but she also uses the wall to get down with. It's good to see that sort of experimentation.

Joseph Kittinger skydives from 102,800 feet

He still holds the record for the highest jump..and fastest. He tops the speed of sound in this insane dive!