aBum.com fan sign #5 from www.josiemodel.ca

Too Fat

Sorry bud. I know the bike is fun, but you are just too fat to be pullin such a high risk stunt. The proof is in the pudding.

Skate To WIN!

It's refreshing to see someone not taking themselves too seriously, and what's even more refreshing is the awesome 80s track they've got on this video. It's inspirational. It makes me want to punch the air and go edit together a montage sequence of my day.

Slow-Mo Skateboard Slams

Skaters failing is always good fun to watch, but skateboarders falling in slow-mo is just the best. Stare in amazement as they fall over backwards onto their ass. Smile broadly as they fly off a railing and end up injuring their pride.

Spring-Break Bikini Blowout

Yep, that's right, the fabled Spring Break is drawing ever closer and the main reason why you went to college to study will become apparent. It a time to meet with other students and converse about coursework and everything educational. Isn't it?

Tougher Than You!

Could a pair of jeans beat you in an arm wrestle? Probably. Could a ginger kid on a scooter get more chicks than you? Definitely! The jeans show they could definitely have your dad in a fight. And remember, chicks dig heros!

Monday Morning Dump

Another week has gone by and the only thing we have to show for it is some pictures of Beyonce. To be fair though, theyre some of the most hilarious pictures that have ever been taken, so its better than it sounds!

Drunken Wall Humping

Couldn't wait to get home and had to have some penetration out in the open!

Poke

Everyone could learn a very important life lesson from this...

Mario Bros. Scooter Crash

There's nothing like trivialising what could potentially be a nasty accident by putting a bit of Mario music over the top so we can all have a good chuckle. After all, what's the internet for if not to push the boundaries of bad taste via video games.