Hey Jude In Newark Airport

Five al Queda operatives slipped through while security was busy singing, but it was worth it. I guess Muslims just aren't into the Beatles like Christians

Sit dog, sit.

The other guy has been demoted. To a stool.

First Woman On The Moon

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind....*WAIT! She is not only a woman but she must be blonde too!

Mr. Rogers deals with breakdancing

He just wishes he could move like that kid

Curve-alicious Carmen

Proof that there is a God after all - Holy hawtness Batman! These are back breaking, smile-inducing, life-affirming assets. All you need is a beautiful sunset and you've got all the best things life's got to offer in one place. Sweet.

Street Fighter: Xtremely Cute Edition

There’s no Ryu versus Blanka here, instead it’s cute babies versus dogs or two koalas kissing, in the most adorable beat ‘em imaginable—so that means no hadoukens, more like hugging and general kindness.

Would you sit on this thing?

I know I wouldn't!

thats just gross

HUMMER OFF ROAD

I really dont know too much about cars but up in the mountains way off road when your $100k Hummer makes this noise it cant be good.

Banana Coke!

New delicious flavor bound to put a smile on your monkey