Charlie Sheen is Reborn

Straight out of rehab, Mr Sheen's a new man, reborn as a sober, responsible adult who wouldn't dream of touching alcohol and getting drunk with hookers and vagabonds. Instead it's alcohol-free all the way -- you've changed, man...But, WAIT!?

granny rolling doobies

The Biggest Gainer - The Weigh-ins Begin

You've heard of THE BIGGEST LOSER, right? Well, this is called THE BIGGEST GAINER. We're going to see which staff member from the Opie and Anthony Show or Ron and Fez Show (both on XM 202) can gain the most weight in 3 months. It's Lily vs. Travis in the Women's division and Bronx Johnny vs. Butcha in the heavyweight division.

Tooth Bottle Opener

Bottle caps on teeth give me goosebumps, and this would be terrifying to use.

Statue of boobs

Whoever made this thing had one thing on his mind, it seems

Grandma Johnson tells it how it is

She's very frank and upfront about what's going on in the world, and for being so old, has a very smart idea about the reasons.

A Crown Crust fit for the Queen’s Jubilee

So, it’s the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee this weekend. Who knew? Her Maj is off to her local Pizza Hut with the Royal Fam, because she just loves a stuffed crust — and I’m not talking about the pizza. (ithankyou!)

Basketball Meets Football

These guys mix up their basket ball play with their football play. Not only does it have the opposition fooled but they score a touchdown too! Now all we need are some baseball mitts and we've covered everything!

Gisele Bundchen

I'd put my 'chen' on her 'bund'. I honestly don't even know what that was supposed to mean. I think it was just meant to sound vaguely sexual. Yep. I want to do vaguely sexual things to this woman.

Let me out!

No baby freedom for you!