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In Texas, it's illegal to own more than 5 dildos

Learn all about how this state is messed up in this episode of the "Dildo Diaries"

Sexy Skyla

This blonde is certainly having all the fun, and I'd like to join her. And help her apply that baby oil that she's lavishing on herself. Only so it can help soften my hands you understand, for no other reason but that.

Holy Crap Slot Car Racing's Evolved!

It used to be that slot car racing was a pursuit undertaken by small boys in their bedrooms after Santa had brought them the Christmas present they wanted. Now it seems those little boys have grown up, are probably still virgins, but are now racing super fast cars.

Rocket Launcher

Nice try, but a tripod and a tube do not a rocket launcher make

Reggie Watts on Conan O’Brien

Reggie Watts busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

Happy Frog

That sure is one cheerful frog! It's even clapping!

60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles

Here’s Debra Messing, Emilie de Ravin, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Morrison, Julie Benz, Kate Walsh, Lauren Conrad, Mary Louise Parker, Olivia Wilde and Tricia Helfer at the 60th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, September 21.

Brianna Strips Down To Her Unders

Brianna Frost, the lovely Penn State student who is trying to be the next 'it' girl...shows us her hiney...and exactly why she should be.

HOW TO MAKE YOU'RE MOVE ON A GIRL WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE

If you have a problem with the seduction, see how it works?!