How (not) To Pick Up Girls On A Train

If you are currently using the method for picking up girls then i'm sure your results may vary-- but my guess is that the outcome will likely be exactly the same as this dude. Unless she is partially blind of course?

Drunk Woman at a Baby Shower

There is always that one person that has to get absolutely trashed at a baby shower. This, my friends, is an example of what I am talking about.

Hot Smelly Ass

I really have no idea what is going on here. For some reason this pretty hot girl feels the need to put her hand right down her ass and then smell her hand. It is a nice ass though.

Gamer Level: Virgin

This scantily clad woman just keeps getting in these gamers' way! These guys are probably the least likely to score at all when it comes to the opposite sex.

First Big Mac in space

Road Rage

If only signs like these came up when you were on the road, big white arrows with red writing that said THIS GUY'S A JERK and other helpful hints that warned you of the idiot drivers clogging up the highways and making your life difficult. Epic.

Bed Intruder (Death Metal Version)

DEATH TO ALL BUT METAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what I'm talking about, what this Lincoln Park rapist-warning meme needed was a pounding metal soundtrack to really give it some badassery. RAWWRRR!! Let's slash the seats!!!!!!!!!!!

These pool partiers are a bunch of idiots

Honestly...this can only go really, really wrong.

Alien Bob

Just the weirdest character to ever grace a television screen

Steve Buscemi as the Mad Hatter

A great SNL skit with Steve acting crazy at the Mad Tea Party