Satan's Kingdom

Epic Blade Action in Canada

They call him the blade runner! Maybe, who knows, but he sure can skate, grinding like a demon and inline-skating the shit out of Vancouver.

This Guy IS The 'Biggest Loser'

Internet annoyance Francis demonstrates his Loser potential by showing off his fat guy grunts and wheezes as he struggles to convince me he has ability in anything useful. Diablo 3 developers must be relieved he's moved on.

Bikini Heaven

Sometimes it's difficult to make a differentiation between chicks in swimwear or underwear, but it's never any real problem for the males of the species because we like looking at them wearing both. I miss summer :(

Ultimate Dog Tease

If animals could talk, huh? Just what would they say, well dogs being the greedy guts that they are would probably go on and on about food like the gluttonous child of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. GENIUS.

Uncle Matin's Sword Trick

It's the legendary sword trick, spoken of in excited whispers through generations. The unstoppable Matin, trained by Buddhist Zen samurai ninja assassins from the mountains of Syria. And now, behold, nearly caught on camera for the first time.

Just As Nature Intended

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

Spray On Condoms - WTF!?!

Are you having trouble using normal condoms then this could be the solution for you. But it probably wont be, but just ignore the disclaimers and you'll be fine.

Shower Time With Veronica

Ah Veronica!.. There is much we love about this cam babe, she's sassy, she's naughty, she has a great sense of humor, she's got attitude to spare. Today however, we love her because she invites us along to watch her take a very steamy shower!

Shame by the Slice

A semi-accurate depiction of my days as a pizza guy. Albeit slightly more zany.