Mans Best Friend

Looks like he got lucky!

Crazy sinkhole open up in town

It's like looking into the Earth's asshole!

Female Cyborgs

In the not too distant future there'll be no 'nerds' or 'geeks (or virgins), all of these bestowed titles will be a thing of the past as everyone will have a cute cyborg who'll love you enough to put up with your W.O.W account AND make you a sammich.

Cute Chick 'Dear John' FAIL!

You might be taking all his stuff and you might be pretty damn hot but to be honest darling he does seem to give much of a crap, so you might as well do one.

Guy in Background

Such a nice photo then BAM, someone is freakin out in the background!

Harry Potter Album Covers

So, the Hogwarts franchise is no more. What now for the boy wizard and his motley crew? Well, why don't they form a band, or even a cover band. Here's what their album covers could look like.

Carmen Will Bewitch You!

With Halloween fast approaching what better way to celebrate it than cross-dressing as a witch & have a fantastic feline like Carmen all snuggled up on your lap while you slowly stoke her soft hair & make her purr like the sex kitten she is - MEOW!

notice a connection to george

Ride, Monkey, Ride!

This little guy can ride a dog like nobody else!

Pr0n Buddies FTW!

This still rings true, although in this day and age, as well as giving your mate a set of keys to your house, you'll need to give him the login to your computer so he can delete your browsing history & those pictures of you and the girlfriend...