Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline

Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. They can save desperate lives goddammit.

Sperm warning.

Fatty Rope Swing Fail

I'm sure the guy with the other end of the rope was meant to save him if this happened.

Kissin on the kissing point

Well isn't that just cute. Do you get arrested if you don't kiss on the circle?

Deadly Croc Game

If you were looking for a way to spice up a child's game, then replacing plastic teeth with razor blades should do the trick nicely. WTF?

Super Cycle

Also known as 'automatic speeding ticket'

Large Friends

Whoah, those two are huge, they might crush their friend!

Sexy Checkout Girl

These guys can't beleive their eyes when they get up to the checkout!

Best Version of Cup Song

You may be sick and tired of the cup song, you may not, either way you need to hear this version so you can finally rest and leave this meme alone safe in the knowledge that you have now heard the very pinnacle, the absolute zenith of this song.

Paris Hilton Carwash Spoof

EVERYONE by now knows about the paris hilton carwash video. WELL here is a commercial that spoofs it!