Land Of The Sleeping Beauties!

As my dad used to say, "let sleeping girls lie", or was that dogs, who cares! There is something mesmerizing watching a cutie cuddle up and close her eyes - I LOVE the total vulnerability of a chick when she is fast asleep - Dreaming of ME!

Apartments Become Pinhole Cameras

By turning rooms into pinhole cameras, these guys project the outside world onto the inside, blocking out all the light except for the small amount let through through the pinholes, the city outside merges with the interior of the apartment.

Beacause Wangs Have Feelings Too!

We men are often guilty of thinking with the wrong head, which can all too often lead to troubles. Every so often though it actually makes more sense than what our brain is telling us - LAMO!

Kitten vs. Scary Thing

....The HORROR! Who's going to win this epic battle? A cute tiny little kitten or the mean scary horrible thing that resembles a tennis ball? Well, the kitten puts on a brave fight because that thing does look mighty scary. Go kitten!

T3 - He'll Be Back

Today we bring you the greatest action story never told, turns out that Terminator 3 was all just a smoke screen meant to keep us from learning the real story. Who'd a thunk the real John Connor was none other than The Holy Carpenter himself ?

She's A Digital Delight

Behold the power and wonder of our digital age. This girl gets to share her moves and curves with the entire world via the beauty of technology. It truly is a marvellous, incredible thing. Thank you nerds of the world.

Fail During Sexy Time

Your trying to look hot and sexy and then you fall on your freshly orange tanned ass and look like a total donkey. Mission accomplished.

Idiot Swalls Ash Tray Contents

This is so Fucking Gross dude.

Chicken Chuck

How far can you chuck your chicken? Don't forget to flap your wings!

Tough Spot