Fried Squirrel

Biting into power lines is generally not a good idea.

Tampon Bowling

It's bowling with a very surreal twist, instead of skittles you are aiming for tampons - After you pick your hawt babe player and choose a ball, your ready to get busy trying to get the perfect strike!

Vin Diesel Knows Good Clothes

What are the chances that Vin Diesel is his real name? I'd say about 0% can you think of anyone called Vin or have the surname of Diesel? Its like when Homer changes his name to Max Power.

Pussy Sucking

High Kicking Cheerleaders

America's favourite couch-potato pastime comes bundled in with the other best distractions known to man. How and why football is related to women taking the gaze of every red blooded man away from the game is beyond me.

Hermit House

Looks cozy.

Galactic Empire State of Mind

Darth does Jay-Z, he's got 99 problems but Padme ain't one, hit it! I'd like to see Jay-Z and Darth have a rap battle 8 Mile-style to see who'd some out on top. If Jay-Z did show Darth up he could always just lightsaber his aiss into next week. Awesome.

Hot Babe Dances For Us

And she looking like she is really enjoying herself so everybody wins. A little black dress is always going to look good on a chick of this caliber.

Sneak A Peek

Can you check out your buddies' hot sister without her catching you? Good mousework is the key.

Rapist Search

I think we've found our guy!