Opie and Anthony LIVE in Philadelphia at the TLA: Gross Push-Ups into a bucket of chum

The nice people from 'Mr Woodcock' gave us $1000 to do a push-up contest with the listeners. Of course we had to make it disgusting, so we ground up a bunch of smelly fish, dog food, and cat food...and made the contestants hover over this awfulness while doing their push-ups.

Good Officers

Willing to make a head-stand for justice!

Surreal Suitcase Cat

Does kitty want to go on vacation? Well I'll give him a vacation into the pits of hell! Muhahaha! Cats do like confined spaces though, so it's not cruel to put one in a shoebox, seal it in there and then throw that box into your local river.

100% Mans sign

Crane Crushes A-4 Fighter Jet

Months of blood, sweat & tears went into this restoration, but it's all good. You get to do it all again! Being a crane driver must be one of the most stressful jobs around. If it goes wrong you look like a total idiot and it costs loads of money.

Crazy homeless man freaks me out

It's weird enough that he isn't wearing clothes, but to be painted blue?

Dad Goes Crazy At Daughter

Important lesson for female siblings: NEVER leave your phone laying around. After her Dad reads a few of his daughter's dirty text messages to her boyfriend he flips out and destroys her phone with a bat.

Advertising Improved

Advertising is balls. It's a fact. When you see a branded bit of content you tend to sigh heavily and attempt to block out the messages, jingles and catchphrases. It's about time someone subverted them in the name of lolz!

Welcome to Sucks Coffee

The special today, shitty coffee!

Drunk Chick Has Trouble On The Table

She is hot as hell but she can't handle the physics of this situation - plus the fact that she's blind drunk, but let's not complicate the situation - Epic FAIL!