ah, thats what i was doing wrong

Jennifer Aniston's Super Sexy

Keep them coming Jen, but do remember the one golden rule, the less clothes the better!

Eggnog Bong

This is the only way to get the party season started, festively downing 4 rounds of eggnog bongs, guess what comes next?

Tara Reid's Pet Monkey

Good old Tara taught this monkey everything she knows. Before long this furry primate will be on the front cover of Heat magazine, drunkenly staggering out of a nightclub.

SXSW Wake Up Call

Get ready for a 'SXSW wake up call', or 'how to scare the living cr*p out of your buddy first thing in the morning'. But although it maybe slightly loud and a bit smoky (and dangerous), it's certainly an effective alarm call.

Don't Jerk Off To This

There are some things that are only desirable because they are forbidden...

What a sexy swimsuit!

Just imagine how pale her face must be

Harry Potter in 5 seconds

Ok, the next couple movies might make this 10 seconds long, but it still covers all the bases.

Star Wars Burlesque

When it comes to Star Wars fantasies, most people immediately fixate on Princess Leia in that slave costume, but nobody ever spares a thought for Jabba, 3PO or the humble storm trooper.

Fatty Pole Dance FAIL

OK, here's something that should never be attempted and should actually be banned and made illegal. Two fat chicks trying to outdo each other on a stripper pole. They're lucky they didn't literally bring the house down. Man the harpoons!