Unbelievable David Beckham

The squeaky of voice, golden of balls one shows off his skills with a ball while on a beach in California. What. Ever. It looks about as real as a dodo riding a unicorn through the magical world of Oz.

mispriced madden

Best News Bloopers Feb 2014

It's only February and we're already knee deep in some hilarious news bloopers, which, lets' face it, is pretty much the best thing about the news these days. This collection even features an appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.

A good substitue for the real thing

Top 5 Coolest Things about Curiosity

So something pretty badass happened on Monday, there was a sale on at the local Sears. And something else rather insignificant compared to that happened too -- some car or other landed on some planet somewhere. Here's some cool things about it.

Taped

Does this thing actually work?

The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'

The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal hilariously reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey.'

The Ground Runs Red As The Bloody Battle In Kiev Continues

Bloody battles in Kiev began again February 18, 2014, when at a meeting of the Verkhovna Rada of the opposition demanded to restore the constitution of 2004. According to the Ministry of Health, the number of deaths during the riots has reached 77 people, injured hundreds.

Most Amazing World Illusion!

You'll be amazed! You'll be stunned into a state of disbelief! Your world will shatter around you as this illusion betrays your perceptions and forces you to retrain your mind! OK, it might not do all that, but it pretty fucking good.

Gandalf The Gay

Just like there is no need to hide the fact that you are gay, who needs to be modest about playing some of the biggest roles in film history?