Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline

Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. They can save desperate lives goddammit.

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Hyper Kitteh!

The fastest climber in the West, just look at it go, it shoots up that scratch post like it's got a rocket up its ass powered by nitroglycerin. It's like the video's been sped up. Vrrrroooosh! Spider-Kittay!

Dates To Remember

It's amazing how a date can have the ability to recall some of mankind's most horrific disasters - Hang your head in prayer and pay your respects to the top 3 man-made disasters of ALL TIME :(

Dating Advice From LARPers

Live Action Role Players, not the first choice of people you'd go to for dating advice, but if you did this is the invaluable wisdom they would impart your way. If you never want to date again, have a pen and paper ready to make some notes.

Camgirl Kamii

Believe or not this camgirl's searching for a date. Yeah, what the heck huh? How could a girl with a body like this and puppies like that be searching for a man? Well maybe she should stop wearing old dish clothes and buy some proper clothes for a start.

Spraypainting

Amazing Video

Spraypainting

You suck at Photoshop #4

More quick tips from a condescending asshole that uses Photoshop

Perfect Match - Bar Refaeli's Big Kiss!

You'll find this a pretty nauseating thing to watch, as supermodel Bar Refaeli swaps saliva with a chubby nerd -- if you were the nerd you'd be beyond happy, shame you can't really say the same for Refaeli, she looks like she's died a little inside.

Learn to cook EVERYTHING with this book

Looks like it'll be a tasty meal!