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Dead Girls on a Couch

You're at home, you're a little bored so why not have a mess around, get on the couch, stand up, and pretend to fall over dead. Let's see who can do the best one, yeah? OK go! Ah, now you see, you're not meant to do it like that...

Fat Disney

A fat girl does Disney, singing along like she was one of the ugly sisters from Cinderella and the ice surrounding her cold heart melted just enough to bring a little bit of joy into her life. Weirdly addictive viewing.

Bad Girls Wet T-Shirt

Bad Girls Wet T-Shirt

"Look, I Can Moonwalk" FAIL!

Anyone watching this video - and I'm pretty sure his friends did too - will be pleading for him to fall over, I know I was. It's just a pity that he didn't injure himself a little more, it's the price you pay for being a douche.

Kevin The Dog

If this was actually an advert for Kevin the dog I'd already be at my local pet shop picking up my very own performing pooch. Unfortunately it's an ad for a phone with 2 douchebags stealing Kevin's limelight.

Arnie Watches the Karate Kid Trailer

Let’s get serious for a moment. The new Karate Kid – what the Bejesus fuck is going on with that? It’s in China, the kid’s still an embryo, there’s Star Wars references, Jackie Chan’s Mr. Miyagi? WHY!? Who would let this happen?

Crazy Shoulder Blades

This kid might be a demon, just wait, wings will pop out of his shoulders soon

Suck My D.......

This might be the best proposition she gets all week, if only she had heard it the first time she might have had time to get in there before the end of the call.

Pat The Cat

Okay, so this is nothing but cuteness, but I couldn't help posting it. It's an adorable flop-eared kitty pawing at it's owner for attention over and over. It also helps that the owner is kinda hot looking too.