Jim Jefferies – Foreplay

Foreplay. It’s a tricky area, literally. Since time eternal man has struggled with getting it right. Woman have been left frustrated, men confused. How long can we all go on like this? What can we do to sort out this sticky mess?

Please Listen To Me !

I suggest that if you ever do listen to this chick tht you are standing a long way away at the time - LOL!

The Boob Factor

The only requirements that seem necessary for this French game show (or at least this particular task) are, you must be female, & make sure you're wearing a nice low cut top

Fingers doing the tango

Fat Kid Stuck In Swing

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad's AK-47

Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(

Busting Moves at the Supermarket Like A Boss

Most of us just stroll, dejectedly, round the supermarket when we're doing our shopping. You can't be aissed, you'd rather be at home sitting on the couch. Not this guy, this guy loves it so much he dances.

Life Is Good

Every day when i wake up i praise the big dude above for inventing chicks, he is truly worthy of some kinda worship for such an awesome invention - Now if only they came equipped with a volume control he would definitely be a God!

Bob Saget answers the phone during stand up

Must have been a great call for that person when he said "Hello, this is Bob Saget!"

Random Facts

If it wasn't for these kind of random factoids, you'd have nothing to regal your friends with down the bar when you're all completely drunkingtons. And you have a whole bunch here you can memorise and impress random strangers with.