Check out My Subaru

Check out his Subaru before he splatters you all over his windshield!

Shia LaBeouf running from the paparazzi

He leaves them in the dust, that man can run!

An Eagle biting it's tongue

Just like I said. Eagles are sweet, ok!?

More BHP than you can handle!

Super sexy girls and high octane action - it's the only way to go!!

Bad Girls Wet T-Shirt

Bad Girls Wet T-Shirt

The Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts!

The title’s a mouthful (don’t excuse the pun, celebrate it), but they make a good point. If women want to expose their breasts in public, mothers or not, then we should embrace this and champion it, men are allowed, right?

give it to me baby

Honking Hooters

This is a good excuse to use when groping women, you pervert. Just say you wanted to make a hilarious noise, and it's not that you're an escaped sex fiend who can't control his depraved impulses. Works every time.

Emergency aircraft ninjas

Dad uses a stun gun to make his toddler "tough"

What a douchebag.