This pear looks a creepy

How Not To Kiss

Your first frenchie will always be a lasting memory so, listen up to some do's and don'ts off a master. Although he does look pretty gay.

Love Thy Chair

This is like air guitar or, more specifically, air chair-sex orgy!! How embarrassing?!

Tara Reid's Pet Monkey

Good old Tara taught this monkey everything she knows. Before long this furry primate will be on the front cover of Heat magazine, drunkenly staggering out of a nightclub.

After School Racism

Watch with depressing sadness as poor Eileen, who just wanted to show off her new perm, is instead ridiculed by her supposed class mates by calling her a — wait for it — black person, who’s then so insulted she can barely live.

Kid leaks on his dad's back

Keeping him cool in that hot son is pissy work

Nick Offerman "Rainbow Song"

Some men write wonderfully romantic ballads for their wives, some write poems and dedicate novels to them. Nick Offerman shows the love by singing a filthy ditty about BJs, buttsecks, and cooking up some crack.

Lucky Lucky Lilo

I dont think you know how much i would like to be this lilo right now. To have a topless wet mega babe sprawled on top of me would be too good.

Meet Britain's New Underclass

With the newly formed coalition government people were worried about cuts to public spending, higher taxes for the poor, and plumb tongued Etonians running the country. But the real losers haven't even been mentioned in the press, so thank god for this!

Nurse Emily

I suddenly feel a fever coming on, think I'd better get to the clinic and see Nurse Emily, I bet she knows how to make a man feel much, much better.. Oh Yeah, better already!