Girls & Guitars

If there is something else you'd feel comfortable with your girlfriend purring her hands all over besides you it'd have to be your guitar, two of the dearest things in your life that you love to cherish together. It's a perfect synergy.

Android Brothels

Scientists in New Zealand seem to think that robot prostitutes could be a reality by 2050. It's a world where sex tourism is a respectable pursuit and human trafficking and the spread of STDs is stemmed by replacing human prostitutes with lifelike sex robots. WTF!

Chick Nailed by Gun Recoil

More proof that chicks & guns are not a very good combination - Some women don't need bulletproof vests as much as they need idiot-proof helmets. Still, makes for great viewing!

Car Beer Dispenser

Wherever this guy goes, there's a party

Ferrari Enzo Driven like a Rally Car

The driver of this Ferrari Enzo doesn't care that it's not a rally car, he'll still drive it like one, taking it for a spin in the countryside even though the car is very rare and very expensive, so that means burning rubber in a farmer's field.

WHITE POWER !!!

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness. Part of the "Ethnic Cleansing" line of hygiene products.

Cocks Away!

An army of male members parachuting from the skies to the tune of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries? It must be another extraordinary animation for the explosive new novel Tomas, by James Palumbo. It's raining men, indeed.

Ultimate El Hadji Diouf Tripin Compilation

When the Senegalese footballer did the most elaborate trip without any reason, you just know it was going to turn into a meme. So, thanks to the interwebings he now has plenty of reasons why he flew in the air like that, from Mortal Kombat to Angry Birds.

Taliban Barbie Doll. Coming soon to a store near you!

Report for Duty

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!