Higher and Higher

Jump as high as you can.

Major Failage

Nothing like being a complete tool in front of your buddies, especially when you're trying to be all hardass in a fight. But come on, the guy doesn't even fall that hard, what's the damage? A scuffed knee? Get up and don't be such a goddamn pussy.

Wall Lunch

I dont know what to say about this, but the poem is kinda funy

Are America's Waitresses Hitting On You?

It's hard hitting undercover reporting like this that is missing from journalism. It's shocking to think that women like this seriously manipulative girl are everywhere in our local restaurants and local bars, greedy for your $$$. Shocking.

Why You NEED To Go To College

It's an important event in any young persons life that they try their hardest to get into college and do their best with their parents hard-earned cash. Not to study, but to have fun. And of course drink LOTS of beer. Lots.

Family Share Home With Tigers

It's all fun and games until one day the tiger freaks out and loses it and devours their firstborn - but until then, it looks like a blast.

Bikes and Babes

This is a great idea, a hot chick in a bikini looking all seductive and alluring intercut with shots of motorbikes flying crazily through the air. You could watch hours of this stuff, as long as the stunts got wilder and the chick too.

Christina Ricci Bikini

Thor Can't Catch

Sure, he's the norse god of thunder and yes, he's got a pretty cool mallet, but that doesn't mean he can catch it when it comes hurtling back to him. Dude is a total butter fingers.

Office Space: The Drama

Everyone's favorite movies has gone through so many trailer remakes, why not one more?