Grocery Shopping

The real joke was that they didn't realize the grocery store delivered

Get It Off!

That'll be a crappy bite to itch

thats some good advice

Opie's brother Elmo gives himself an injection...in the head

Opie's brother Elmo, whose diabetic condition requires him to inject himself with insulin, decided to show us all how kooky he was by giving us a live demonstration... and then sticking the needle into his head. Brah-vo.

Infected!

This bug has something even grosser than itself living inside of it. Nasty.

Scary Clown Dances to Single Ladies

With an ending so shocking, so horrifying...you'll laugh yourself to death.

Honey I’m Home!

This is a neat trick, providing you don’t fuck it up - And you can try it with your boss as well. Tell him you’re in the “other” office, you know, the one down town. Then video call him to add that bit of authenticity. Then sit back and play video-games all day.

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad's AK-47

Turn the 'Homie' dial down to zero & start worrying kid! Don't panic, your dad's the kind of guy who owns an AK-47. That means he'll 'probably' be very understanding about the destruction & you'll be able to sit down and discuss this like adults :(

One dangerous urinal

Piss the wrong way, and your dick will get chopped off

Hand stand kitty

Animal lovers, enjoy some crazy kitties!