Chris Rock on Relationships

It's all about talking, that's what the ladies love

Sexy Teen Scales a Wall

Rich teens climb daddy's office wall in a cathedral ceiling mansion

Ghosts Vs. Zombies Game

Despite having nothing to do with Bob Holness this game is actually pretty good. Defend your gravestones from the opposing team using armies of the undead and a generous helping of turn based strategy.

Miss UK Danielle Lloyd is topless

Britney Spears impersonator on America's Got Talent

She's pretty good, hell, she's better than the original!

Chica Bomb (Ladies Only)

Dan Balan done the world both a service and disservice with the music video for Chica Bomb, because while it featured plenty of fine ladies it also featured an annoying guy to, which really put a damper on things, so now you rejoice in this version.

Jiving Jazmin

This is a camgirl who has some meat on her, and what's great is she choses to "cover" (that word is used in the loosest possible way) it with a piece of material that makes a thong look like a pair of knickers my gran, of Christine O'Donnell, would wear.

Keg Stand

Could this scene get any hotter?!

Krotch Kitten

You know what kind of joke this is, don't you

Please Make My Dreams Come True....

Currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!