Look Into My Eyes (While I Masturbate)

It's the year 2010 and fun is to be had in outer space! All the girls on earth have been destroyed by robots leaving two intergalactic travelers no choice but to masturbate! The future is here...

Project Excelsior Launch 24

Not sure what this guy had for dinner the night before, but whatever it was it’s given him some good propulsion. He might want to stay away from dodgy take aways in future.

Eva Mendes is Unbelievable

It's alleged that in early 2008, Mendes was reported to have been in a rehab facility in Utah for several weeks, whether or not it's true i can only presume it was referring to all the men who saw her in the flesh suffering from babe overdose!

Most Drunk Driver Ever

How many faceplants must you make before you realize you're not OK?

Pole Dance Fail

Yeah, she broke the bedpost, but give her a break. Einstein didn't come up with the general theory of relativity on his first try, either.

What People in the UK do for Fun

Stick spoons up their noses and eat Jello of course - Crazy English

The Old Pictures Of The Second World War

These pictures were accidentally found just several days ago. Look at these faces… They fought for their Motherland!

The new, portable cat rollup

Easy to transport, and doesn't put up much of a fight!

Emerson - Mommy's Nose is Scary! (Parody)

Little baby Emerson gets pretty freaked out at just about anything, from that bit in Empire where Luke learns Darth's his father to his own image. It's going to be a tough life for this bambino. What's he going to be like when he sees his first horror?

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