GO-Go Gorgeous Gisele!

When is there a time I don't want to see this voluptuous beauty? Never, that's when. I could pretty much have her videos projected onto the back on my eyelids for the rest of my life and never get bored.

Ninja robbery chicks surprise the police

Gas stations will never be safe again from the ninja robbers!

Selfie Trailer

Selfie is a new show on ABC and is an update of My Fair Lady for the hashtag/selfie generation—safe to say it looks terrible.

Salt Sound Waves

Sound waves creating sweet patterns in salt

Puppets Night: Halloween

A Ninja was distracted in his way home to a very interesting situation

Miley Cyrus in People Magazine (July 2008)

Miley Cyrus in People Magazine (July 2008)

Big Brew

If he can chug that down in one sitting, he's a fermented god

Orgy Scheming – Sex House – Ep. 8

There’s only so long you can delay the inevitable and so it goes that the Onion sex house was, inevitably, going to descend into an orgy. But this being the Onion the orgy involves a tragedy in the sex shackles with added creepiness. Win-win all round then.

Out Of Our League

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

someone left a skeleton on the beach, with its skin. oh god, its alive.