Got got in my new order: A girlfriend

Looks like they ship them straight to your house now!

A strange friendship

One of the most uncommon and strange animal friendships ever! Their rivalry is the exact reason why our moms referred to us and our siblings as a rebellious pair of ‘cat and mouse’ whenever we called for a fight. And, they were the reasons why we kept our eyes glued on the television, remember, “tom and jerry”?

Nooo! Poor doggie!

He'll be flying off into the sunset before you know it

TOTAL Butt-Lighting FAIL!

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!

Chain Saw Fart - WTF!?!

Ok, so you have a very special talent and we all know chicks are impressed by a man's skillz - But SERIOUSLY! - If you could produce a fart that sounded like a chainsaw ripping through a felled tree would you be considered a catch - FAIL!!!

Double barrell cigarette holder

Giving your cancer at twice the speed!

Musicless Musicvideo Is Weird

Who would've thought that if you take away the music from Michael Jackson's music video for this track from Bad, it would be so darn creepy.

NO Bullshit

The Dark Room

WARNING: This is likely to induce bouts of insanity! The plot: You awake in a dark room and some disembodied head starts shouting at you about waking in a dark room and finding a light switch. What do you do?

The perfect personals ad.